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Why do women never fart??:confused:
































they never keep the mouths shut long enough for pressure to build up:woot:

i prefer this one..

Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken.

So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.

What do you do if a woman comes out of the kitchen complaining?
Make the chain shorter.

Scientists have discovered that there is intelligent DNA in some women. Unfortunately 95% of them spat it out!
:thumbsup:

Why do girls have periods?











Because they deserve it!

what does wife stand for ?











washing ,ironing , fu king, ect lol:thumbsup:

mmookaaayyyyyy

yeah and would you let Tracy read that ? i doubt it :lol:

The press have named an 8th woman following Tiger Woods revelation that hes been unfaithful. With them 8 and his wife, thats the best 9 holes hes ever played

mmookaaayyyy

How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant???










Marry it!!!!