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Why do women never fart??
































they never keep the mouths shut long enough for pressure to build up
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i prefer this one..

Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken.

So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.
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What do you do if a woman comes out of the kitchen complaining?
Make the chain shorter.
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Scientists have discovered that there is intelligent DNA in some women. Unfortunately 95% of them spat it out!
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Because they deserve it!
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what does wife stand for ?











washing ,ironing , fu king, ect lol
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what does wife stand for ?











washing ,ironing , fu king, ect lol

yeah and would you let Tracy read that ? i doubt it
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The press have named an 8th woman following Tiger Woods revelation that hes been unfaithful. With them 8 and his wife, thats the best 9 holes hes ever played
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How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant???










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