Any good excuses to get me out of work??

[wacattack]

I just want to go home and get into the xmas spirit. Anyone got any good excuses to have to leave work?

[mattJT]

Originally Posted by wacattack

I just want to go home and get into the xmas spirit. Anyone got any good excuses to have to leave work?

Erm, kids ill, boiler's exploded, pipes frozen and burst, family members falling on ice needs help....if all that fails try toil

[Northy]

Just shit yourself - job done

[mattJT]

Originally Posted by Northy

Just shit yourself - job done

....was just about to say explosive diarhoea

[Dazzler]

Originally Posted by Northy

Just shit yourself - job done

I'm sure, without doubt, this would work... but I guess he also wants to return to work in the new year with some pride intact...

[sparrow.2]

Originally Posted by Northy

Just shit yourself - job done

MR. HANKY

[wacattack]

Pants are now soiled and Im now walking out of the door. Thanks guys!!

[mattJT]

Originally Posted by wacattack

Pants are now soiled and Im now walking out of the door. Thanks guys!!

erm, thought the advice was to sh*t yourself, not to get all excited

[wacattack]

Originally Posted by mattJT

erm, thought the advice was to sh*t yourself, not to get all excited

What planet are you from?

[mattJT]

Originally Posted by wacattack

What planet are you from?

for making a silly comment on a silly thread????!!!!!


edit - mind you, this thread is in the playground section, oh well, here come the insults then........................

[Neil Skull]

Originally Posted by wacattack

I just want to go home and get into the xmas spirit. Anyone got any good excuses to have to leave work?

Best one i know is.

You have finished your work early. and you would like to take the boss for a drink.

Think that might work?

[migsy]

just get your mrs to fone when her waters go!!!! easy.


ps..it's a boy!!!