New Track Info

[pugboy]

Originally Posted by mattb

Come on, don't keep us in suspense technophobe!

[mattb]

if i try anymore mate ill endup smashing the laptop up im sick of it!!! ive text them to woody and colin may so maybe one of those knows how?? lol

[budfish]

Originally Posted by pugboy

Come on, don't keep us in suspense technophobe!

Don't you mean analprobe????

[mattb]

Originally Posted by budfish

Don't you mean analprobe????

you get some up of your mobile weasle

[mattb]

[JonyNitro]

I have seen it on Mr Ansman,s phone today looking good

[Whiskers]

The new astro is looking great! Its nothing like the old stuff though. It has a thicker pile and thinner fibres a bit like carpet but very green. It looks like minipins could work well.

Also the footballers where there and a couple of their kids thought that it would be fun to roll down one of ramps and run around jumping over things. The fence definitely needs to be taller as at the moment it's not even eight year old proof!

[captainlip]

some well placed to the point signs will help.

after reading about another club, wouldnt be suprised if the astro was lifted and ended up in someones garden

[howies3]

If it will help i can make some signs. Just let me know what to put on them, how big and how many.

[captainlip]

Pikeys keep off!!!

about 6ft x 4ft

[mattb]

Originally Posted by howies3

If it will help i can make some signs. Just let me know what to put on them, how big and how many.

you need to pm roger,si coe or woody mate

[Si Coe]

I'd start with some standard 'keep off's, but in this day and age I reckon a few 'Enter at own risk' 'Injuries not the responsibility of BMMCC' 'Unsuitable for cycling' or just a plain and simply 'Chav scum, just 'cos you have no interest in anything because you are a pathetic loser don't come in here and trash our nice new track'


Also I suggest the following:

No Gypo's (that means you Johnny!)

Caution - Large Crack (in case Dave bends over and moons us again)

Dogging is prohibited (For Shanks)

Shouting at marshals will result in banning of club members from OOple!

And finally I think a 'Welcome to Bury Metro, please drive carefully (yeah right!)' sign......

[shanks]

Originally Posted by mattb

you get some up of your mobile weasle

Why woud people want to see pictures of his mobile?

[johnnygibbon]

Originally Posted by howies3

If it will help i can make some signs. Just let me know what to put on them, how big and how many.

this man can make metal signs . that dont burn and mint stickers to .
think hes our man
watch it with the anti pikey stuff though
no turds would be better

[johnnygibbon]

how about
" DANGER UNEXPLODED LAND MINES "
AND ACTUALLY PLANTING A COUPLE in the track .... they would have been warned
two small holes in the astro , two chavs with no legs or balls left
word will spread fast amoung the vandal community that its not to be messed with
might upset a few diana fans though

[Si Coe]

Won't work. Chav's have no sense of danger. Instead of deterring them every chav in the North West will be there trying to steal landmines.....

[budfish]

How about " stay out you b.,;tards or I will stop your drug supply" that should scare off even 7 year olds these days
Or we could tell shanks that the car park has become a dogging hot spot which would cause him to spend every night parked up with his lights flashing with a small erection in his hand enough to scare off anyone not to mention Chav scum!!!!

[The race controller]

[MRD]

Dune buggy time

[Whiskers]

Originally Posted by MRD

Dune buggy time

That's what the BMXers must have been thinking there were loads of tyre tracks in it yesterday