Funniest racing experiences

[matt]

I was getting my car all sorted for racing on saturday befor i whent out for some beers with some mates. So i've glued some new tires on to my wheels with the runny glue while they were on my car, gave them a few sec and then for some reason i still don't know why i spun the car up with glue going in to my eye. Still whent out for some beers but the following morning i was woken up by the other half as there was all this white gunk over my eye and i could not open it

[dave g]

at southport national,we decided to go into town for a few beers,me and snee ended up in a nightclub with drescher and some ladies..staggered back to the tent at around 4 am...it was warm,so in my wisdom i decided i didnt need a tent or sleeping bag and just dragged the airbed outside..i looked like someone you see sleeping in shop doorways when morning arrived,someone put a tray with a few pennies in and sign up saying 'big issue',and a half eaten sausage roll was ontop of me (think it was G)

i was in a bad bad way hehe,i didnt race that day

and yes stu got lost,slept on a bench and someone had his wallet away

[emzy]

Originally Posted by dave g

and yes stu got lost,slept on a bench and someone had his wallet away

... and then it got sent back a few weeks later!

Damo's better off telling that one...!

[millzy]

Originally Posted by Stu

Worcester 2001 - F3/4/5's.

Milz will remember, Mr Whittle & me trying to teach you a Burnley accent, playing Fat Harry White full blast at 1am, and vomitting very loudly - some of the local residents called the fuzz.

Kyron came over to see us the next morning and told us he would speak to 'The BRCA' about sending us home like naughty school kids, we were fairly worried for a but untill we realised that Kyron did not know our names so would only be able to dob-us-in as 'them-up-there'.
We took the tent down like it was on fire, packed boxes and went to pit with Kev Kitchen in the oppsite end of the field - we just kept our heads down all day, it worked a treat.

Batley 2002/3? - Tony Bishop was so pissed he went unconcious in the middle of the football pitch, had to be dragged to bed & threw up in his sleeping bag?

hahah mate i remeber that i got so waisted with guys and made the A the next day, no one asked me to leave mind, never knew thats why you put your tent down

[Welshy40]

Dan, yes it was funny, and I never got to see the video either, but was still a good weekend. Colin Pitmans son (I cant remember his name) videod it.

In fact that was the weekend when Harris met Penny.

Harris may remember this. At the Basildon warm ups me and Harris were staying in a chalet not far from the track and we couldnt figure out where his cousin had vanished to.

So out we go in search of him only to spot him him in his ford fiesta with some bird going for it. Well we had had a few beers and decided to have a laugh, so we jumped from a bush onto the bonnet and watched Harris's cousins head hit the roof, must have hurt elsewhere as well for both of them hehehe.

Also the Radio Race car event after the world event, me and Dave Belsten were invading the hotel down the road and gatecrashed a wedding party, free booze and lots of lovely ladies, well we got caught out and got chucked out.

Jon Leonards dad wasnt impressed with us hehehe, neither when we were going home either when dave tryed offering his daughter some crips and coke whilst leaning out of the car window at 70 mph on the M4.

But when walking to the pub just down the gravel road from the hotel we had to see what was happening in a ford escort parked up as the windows were steamed up.

Dave goes along and rubs the window and all we can see is this fit bird with no clothes on being jumped by her bloke, still they were a bit shocked when Dave and I started shouting give her a good ramming very loudly, that they didnt even dress, just drove away totaly starkers hehehe.

We have done a lot worse, hehehe.

[PaulRotheram]

me falling flat on my back today.

what do i win lee?

[bigred5765]

it looked painfull u ok ??

[PaulRotheram]

sore back, it might be abit stiff in the morning (officer) but nothing a few painkillers wont sort out.

Just lucky it wasnt on the track marking or brenens car, otherwise it'd of been alot worse.

[GRIFF55]

It did look very stylish!!!

[emzy]

I can't believe I missed it...!

[millzy]

Oz best bits
simon spewing off a fart and bathys group pic that will need a perental warrning attachment

[Southwell]

Originally Posted by PaulRotheram

me falling flat on my back today.

what do i win lee?

It was bound to happen to someone being that slippery.

[ollie]

Jimmy you have a PM.

[RLGfx]

Oswestry club night...

Racing against Doddy and Stan, and heard the call of "where's Rob"

My Reply - "I'm walking away with it"

Cue Mat and Stan stoppin and nailing my car off the track at every available opportunity...

I suppose it's one of those where you had to be there...

[Chris Elworthy]

Racing Tourers a few years ago at the Bolton club springs to mind. A member needed some diff lube for his Yokomo but was instead given polystyrene cement!!!! He went out for his run and couldn't understand what was going on, only the rest of the club were rolling around laughing. Even the race commentator was coming out with classics such as " you appear to be in a bit of a sticky situation there Gordon" hilarious!

Then on another occasion I was the butt of the joke when a large proportion of the club grabbed me and duck taped me to a wooden post for the whole meeting!!!!
I was annoyed at the time as you might imagine but its funny when you look back.

[Lee Martin]

hahaha duck tapped ya!!!

awesome!

i GOT to do tht....

my mates buddy was on his first day of work for a labour company.....just before they got in the van to go home they grabbed him.....gaffa taped him to the side of the van and drove it home with him on the sidE!!!

ace!!!

[Lee]

I saw something similar when i was on work experience, it was our last day and the Kwik fit garage accross the road had got a cheeky little s*it for the week so on the friday afternoon all we heard was screams, there was 4 fellas tieing this 15 year old to a flat back truck, they then stripped the poor lad off and greased up his balls and drove him round the town centre, i have never seen anyone cry so much

[Lee]

Another work related one:

Whilst working in aberdeen i met this mad welshman he was a legend but he left after six months to work nearer to home, he called me up to say how things were going and was telling me about this 46 page document he had to fill in about himself and and convictions he had,and a day long interview about it , i said he will be fine but he told me he had 2 accounts of indecent exposure

When i asked how he said the first one was at a rugby game and he got his arse out with all his mates which i thought they probably wouldnt mind about,

but then the second came:

It was late into a saturday night after an all day session when he and his mates were at a chippy and the woman threw him out for what ever reason, so he decided to wait outside for his mates but had a bright idea to bang on the window to attract the womans attention get his little welshman out and shout "hey love why dont you batter this" his mates were in hysterics but the female copper stood beside him was less than impressed

[GRIFF55]

As work ones go, I used to work for a bmw dealership. The day i was leaving, they stripped me down, locked me in a small cage, pressure washed me then covered me in food colouring and put me on the forecourt front to dry. Much to the amusement of customers and passers by!! Neadless to sy, one of the bast##ds also put a photo of this on every table at my wedding reception .
Never mind, REVENGE IS OOO SOOO SWEET!!

[Nick Goodall]

Originally Posted by pidge

hahaha duck tapped ya!!!

awesome!

i GOT to do tht....

my mates buddy was on his first day of work for a labour company.....just before they got in the van to go home they grabbed him.....gaffa taped him to the side of the van and drove it home with him on the sidE!!!

ace!!!

Hahaha that would be Lance then ;-) They were so horrible to him, used to take his sandwiches off him first thing, they were Tree surgeons and actually even tied him in a tree for 5 hours one day....

Harsh harsh b**tards hahaha but even he laughs about it now