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Open the google home page:

Type: "Find Chuck Norris"

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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Click on "I'm feeling lucky"



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Chuck Norris once ate 3 80oz steaks in an hour...

...he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress
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rumour has it that chuck norris has done the list of aproved cells for 08 blaming the long delay on the necessity to strength test every cell with a round house kick to the positive terminal. all went well untill a random ib4200 exploded removing a toe :O
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chuck norris can drive faster than the stig
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chuck norris can drive faster than the stig
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm as no one is as fast as the stig and noone can beat chuck norris i can only assume that.............................................. ...




chuck norris is the stig :O
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jesus, i reckon you're right there!
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if chuck sold cells
we would all kick ass
and yes they would be on the list
hell they would be the list
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yes i think i can now say that chuck norris is the stig
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Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
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Just watching a Chuck Norris bio thing on tv - awesome!

Here's a new one for you all:

Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.
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yes i think i can now say that chuck norris is the stig
Some say the there is no chin behind his helmet. Only a fist!

And he isten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

All we know is he is called the stig
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

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