The JConcepts Clash!

[Richard Lowe]

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[NeilD]

Calm down mate we aren't there yet.

[Lee]

21 weeks to go and he is already excited

[rich_cree]

Originally Posted by Richard Lowe

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more like this actually


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[Lee]

Ha ha, you have been practicing

[notlawnomis]

(•)(•) Unless there Fake like these one!!

[NeilD]

Oh my God that would be great. Calm down though Rich.

[Lee]

I have a story about fake ones!!

Last summer during the world cup, i was in aberdeen in a bar after an england match, we got chatting to these girls who happened to work down the street at the lap dancers

Anyway we managed to get the 3 of them together for a photo, which turned into the middle one lifting her top and the other 2 covering a tit each with their hands, but my mate decided to run behing and pull the other 2 away and luckily i managed to get a cracking shot of this birds plastic norks.
My mate went on to pull her and take her back to his digs etc, but it was only later on in the evening when her mates were super drunk they let slip that she used to be a he

Naturally we didnt tell our mate from having his fun as i thought it would be better to see his face the next morning.

So the next morning he walked in all smug because he bagged a "stunner" so i dealt the poor fella the news to knock him down a peg or two.

I have never seen so much pain in someones face, then he went to the toilet to be very very sick

[rcracer]

Originally Posted by notlawnomis

(•)(•) Unless there Fake like these one!!

unless the op went wrong like this

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[NeilD]

Originally Posted by Lee

I have a story about fake ones!!

Last summer during the world cup, i was in aberdeen in a bar after an england match, we got chatting to these girls who happened to work down the street at the lap dancers

Anyway we managed to get the 3 of them together for a photo, which turned into the middle one lifting her top and the other 2 covering a tit each with their hands, but my mate decided to run behing and pull the other 2 away and luckily i managed to get a cracking shot of this birds plastic norks.
My mate went on to pull her and take her back to his digs etc, but it was only later on in the evening when her mates were super drunk they let slip that she used to be a he

Naturally we didnt tell our mate from having his fun as i thought it would be better to see his face the next morning.

So the next morning he walked in all smug because he bagged a "stunner" so i dealt the poor fella the news to knock him down a peg or two.

I have never seen so much pain in someones face, then he went to the toilet to be very very sick

Aberdeen seems like the place to be and you'll know all the good places Lee. Just keep us away from the ladyboys.

[Lee]

Sorry to take it off topic but i think its a valuable lesson learned

[rcracer]

Originally Posted by NeilD

Aberdeen seems like the place to be and you'll know all the good places Lee. Just keep us away from the ladyboys.

you seem to be well informed about ladyboys Neil

[Lee]

Aberdeen was ace

The only cheap thing was the lapdancers

£3 entry and £5 a dance

[NeilD]

This was off topic long ago. Who knows what the US Andy Moore is saying to Jason about us.

[NeilD]

Originally Posted by rcracer

you seem to be well informed about ladyboys Neil

Thats right mate, how are you anyway?

[Lee]

I can see that drive getting further and further away

[NeilD]

But... you will get to see some falsies jiggling in your face!

[Lee]

Oh yes very true

[rcracer]

Originally Posted by NeilD

Thats right mate, how are you anyway?

Not bad mate , looking forward to bury on sunday

[Andy Moore]

Originally Posted by NeilD

This was off topic long ago. Who knows what the US Andy Moore is saying to Jason about us.

No worries, everyone like to have a good time .