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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. Chuck
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26-01-2008
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26-01-2008
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Chuck Norris once entered an eating contest but was disqualified when he stopped eating hotdogs and started eating spectators.
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#47
26-01-2008
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Buddha was actualy Chuck Norris after he ate all the food on the planet and got hyped up on morphein.
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#48
26-01-2008
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96% of all women lose their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 4% are Fat
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#49
26-01-2008
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Chuck Norris, who had grown tired of easy victories in fights, once fought himself to the death and won.
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26-01-2008
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In Vietnam, 30,000 Viet Kong casualties were Chuck Norris related. Of those 30,000, 29,999 were due to roundhouse kicks to the face. The other guy made the mistake of saying he could kick Chuck Norris's bearded ass.
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#51
26-01-2008
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Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag a lady......he potato sacks them
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26-01-2008
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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down
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26-01-2008
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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26-01-2008
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Chuck Norris can believe its not butter
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28-01-2008
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They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Cluedo, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
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#60
29-01-2008
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Open the google home page:
Type: "Find Chuck Norris" Click on "I'm feeling lucky" MiCk B. :-)
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