oOple quote of the weekend

[Northy]

Caz (Timmy aka Pete's g/f):

Pete's just been talking to the bushes!


Coates (about 10 minutes ago on MSN):

I still feel a bit shit!

[c0sie]

Stu at Race Brief: "Right, any questions?"
Anon: "Why do donkeys always look so sad?"

[DaveG28]

Originally Posted by c0sie

Stu at Race Brief: "Right, any questions?"
Anon: "Why do donkeys always look so sad?"

I did love that one!!

[HyperFX]

mrs 0ople......"its national prostate week so if you could all just check yourself"

OMG!

[James]

Originally Posted by c0sie

Stu at Race Brief: "Right, any questions?"
Anon: "Why do donkeys always look so sad?"

That was Barry Williams, i was chuckling for ages over that one

[bodgit]

Quote:mrs 0ople......"its national prostate week so if you could all just check yourself"

QUOTE=telboy;384770]Happened to get a crafty late night shot of Blitzboys gazeebo at the weekend.....


.....what is he up to!!

As the prostate is located up track 2... I guess these two are up to their knuckles helping each other out

[Shaun 'TheSheep' Atkinson]

Originally Posted by bodgit

Quote:mrs 0ople......"its national prostate week so if you could all just check yourself"

QUOTE=telboy;384770]Happened to get a crafty late night shot of Blitzboys gazeebo at the weekend.....


.....what is he up to!!

As the prostate is located up track 2... I guess these two are up to their knuckles helping each other out

HAHA!! and that was before we had hit the pub

[c0sie]

Maybe the RC dogger was investigating a prostate in that car??

Theres never a better place to check a prostate than in the back of a roomy car, in the dark, down a secluded path...whilst a handful of people watch..

So im told...

[ben]

Whilst some immature kid has his headlights on full beam shining through the windows and beeping his horn

[Chrislong]

To not even bother looking for a lane which will be so much quieter, thats just LAZY.....

[looneylen]

or desperate

[c0sie]

Needs must..I guess?

However, id imagine that seeing Ben's face peering through the glass would put many a dogging man off sex for a fair while

[GRIFF55]

his face was leering through our van window (from outside!! haha) at one point during the night. BEN DOGGERSON!!

[DaveG28]

Originally Posted by GRIFF55

what were his words (or actions!) when you left sat night!!?? hahaha

"I'm too knackered to go back to the track, I'm gonna stay here with a 4 pack and have a massive w**k"

[Jonesy]

Originally Posted by DaveG28

"I'm too knackered to go back to the track, I'm gonna stay here with a 4 pack and have a massive w**k"

Sounds like a Belsten comment to me!!

[Battle_axe]

Originally Posted by elvo

Anonymous Racer to Tom C:
"God, could you turn off the rain please?"

i claim this one tom walks off: "wtf was he on about"

[colmo]

Anon during prize draw: "Is this a fix?"

[Mrs oOple]

Originally Posted by colmo

Anon during prize draw: "Is this a fix?"

Wasn't it Stu who said that?

[Stu]

I tried to fix it.

165 of those slips had my name on, but you picked the 6 that didn't.