best lines in a song?

[Fiddybux]

"Serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer."

That's pretty damn serious!

[sparrow.2]

I daren't write them but listen for yourself

[lochness42]

Charly says: Always tell your mummy
before you go off somewhere

One of the first hits of The Prodigy - Charly

[lochness42]

Originally Posted by sparrow.2

I daren't write them but listen for yourself

Well that's scary.

[Kopite]

if we're doing old skool prodigy....


Ill take your brain to another dimension
Pay close attention

[lochness42]

Originally Posted by Kopite

if we're doing old skool prodigy....


Ill take your brain to another dimension
Pay close attention

That's my most favourite song - Out of space.

[dave g]

the seahorses..

'Strap on Sally chased us down the alley,
we feared for our behinds'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB3w3wgOo5M

[ben]

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f*ck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right,to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f*ckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."

I'm gonna f*ck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute, Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's f*ckin' team work!

What's your favorite posish
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from the casino in zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I f*ckin f*ck you discreetly,
And then I f*ckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f*ck you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

[lochness42]

Bloodhound Gang - Three point one four
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina

[millzy]

4 men in a boat with 3 cigarettes and no matches how do they smoke


Scotter

[lochness42]

Weird Al Yankovic - Albuequerque
just listen

[Lee]

I like this one :

I know a bear that you all know. Yogi, Yogi.
I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi bear.
Yogi, Yogi bear! Yogi, Yogi bear!
I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi bear.

Yogi's got a girlfriend bear. Suzie, Suzie.
Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie, Suzie bear.
Suzie, Suzie bear! Suzie, Suzie bear!
Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie, Suzie bear.

[Fiddybux]

How's about good ol' Bodycount with Evil Dick:

Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
Evil dick don't care about faces...

The rest:

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/b/body...ck1135528.html

[lochness42]

Frank Zappa - He's so gay

[Rick]

This as got to be a classis from Eminem

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time

First heard coming from my 10 year old sons bedroom on Xmas day, must admit his mum was not too happy and the album was confiscated for a few years.

[josh_smaxx]

"Whats a bag of chips divided by five? well thats a nike workers meal" From Bo Burnham - new math.

[josh_smaxx]

Some more from Bo Burnham - Cookout

"Here's my wife stroke sister, she brightens up my day. She went away and i missed her coz my mums a lousey lay"

and

"Dont hang with boring fellows, it'll only be your loss. Stay here and roast marshmallows... by the burning cross"

[losidan]

Got any salmon....sorted
The Shamen

The Past was yours but the futures mine
The Stone Roses

Box of balloons, with a featherlite touch
Madness

There justified and there ancient and they drive an ice cream van
KLF

and i leave behind this hurricane of fucking lies
Green Day

About a million lines from Depeche Mode songs!

[bigred5765]

DONNY SOLDIER just ace.
and shes so pretty,pretty vacant jonny rotten

[LEGEND]

Originally Posted by ben

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f*ck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right,to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f*ckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."

I'm gonna f*ck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute, Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's f*ckin' team work!

What's your favorite posish
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from the casino in zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I f*ckin f*ck you discreetly,
And then I f*ckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f*ck you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Bit of Tenacious D, they come up with the weirdest of things.