FAO Northy

[Stu]

Em, did you really read all that shite.

G has has alot of lager.............. I had to grammerate that post a great deal.

[jimmy]

it scares me when those two drink together.. It wouldnt be so bad but they are naked.

[Northy]

Just like in your dreams that you have every night Jimmy!

You luv it!

G

[super__dan]

Originally Posted by Northy

Scott, what are you on about? You make no sense to me. Are you on the wakey bacey? We were having a sensible conversation.

Anyway, Stu is sat next to me eating the best cheese cracker he has ever eaten in his life.

I like the smell of hedgehogs. They is bling. If you are not aware, their head smells different to their bum. I'm more of a fan of the head end, but each to their own. Stu likes the bum end.

Once there was a man, he was very special. He had a spade. It was a nice spade. He could dig with it. It was good. One day he dug a hole, which was big. A tank drove into it one day. I liked that. Then a seagull flew over and pooed on the tank. It landed in the gun turret and jammed up the mechanisam, which was poor. I don't think it ever worked the same again, the poo was the reason.

If you intend to buy a bride from Tailand, make sure she can speak English, or at least is good in bed. If she can't ASDA might be pissed when she complains about the bleach leaking that you bought last week. Also, she may go off of her tits on a night out for no reason.

Here endth the first leson from G and Stu.............

G & S

I almost let out a little bit of wee laughing at that!

[Chrislong]

You two are insane!

Why does wee sometimes smell of suga-puffs?

[Northy]

I love gingers, they make me look good!

You've not seen nothing yet, me and Stu went on an outing today, he will be posting a report on his site soon! It was ace.

G

[Northy]

How much are the big pointy stones? I'll have one of those, and two of the big flat ones. I'm also wearing a fake beard.

Who am I, and from which film?

G

[Barry Williams]

Originally Posted by Northy

How much are the big pointy stones? I'll have one of those, and two of the big flat ones. I'm also wearing a fake beard.

Who am I, and from which film?

G

Are you Brians mam??

[Northy]

Originally Posted by Barry Williams

Are you Brians mam??

Bingo.

Blessed are the big noses!

G

[Stu]

We was at Yorkshire Model Engineering Show (it was fxxxxxx ace, them old lads have some proper smart RC trains, they run on proper coal, none of this Li-Po crap) , and then we was in the pub, again.

[jimarea51]

Now then freak boys

If you were at the Model Engineering show @ Pickering show ground you'll have see my old man (My Dad not my P***s ) he had three live steam models on show. Must be where i get mi patience from, they take him yonks to construct, but the use of all his machinery come in handy

Later Jim

[Stu]

Rotary aero engine
This thing was absolutely awesome, a fully working model of a rotary aero engine. There were some pics of it running on the stand. As an engineer I can appreciate the time & effort that goes into something like this, we spend our time fannying around with plastic kits (admittedly we do race them) but this is something else. The show-report is pretty tongue-in-cheek, but, this engine was genuinely very cool indeed.

[Northy]

There were actually some well cool stuff.

Stu, you have pm.

G