Toilet Roll

[bigred5765]

Originally Posted by Ben

wots an IZAL explain.

lil ben

its the grease proof sand paper u had at school they jokingly called loo roll

[ben]

oh right. My maths teacer said they used to wipe their...... with tracing paper or thats wot tracing paper was used for.

lil ben

[AndyM]

who's ya maths teacher ben??

[ben]

Mr alderman hehe.

lil ben

[HVAC25000]

Originally Posted by millzy

underneath..so you pull the paper you want, not stick your shit hand on top of the paper your not going to use

i don't believe i've ever had a "shit hand". must be a personal problem.

[gramey]

Leigh, I can only assume that you have too much time on your hands and without racing your getting very bored!
Still it's better to have time on your hands than shit and as with anything you do surely it has to be 'over the top'..........
Hasn't the E4 arrived yet to keep you busy?
Anyway have a good crimbo and no doubt we'll see you in the new year.

[TRF_Tastic]

Graham, plenty to do however with the annual crimble lull, and the inadequate cleaners, who insist on putting the toilet roll in the wrong way. Some questions need answering!!!!

And yes the E4 has arrived as well as the 416 and I cant wait to get back to it, both are looking good and I cant wait to get back on track.

[Losi Motor Man]

Always let the open part of the roll Hang under the roll never over . When you let it hang unde its alot easier to rip with one hand . when it lays over the roll when you yank it you can possible unroll the whole thing. Its all about the symantics of it LOL . . .

[TRF_Tastic]

We have just had a change of cleaning company and now most of the cleaners are Eastern European, I wonder if its a cultural thing!!!

[b4rs]

i have a bab. wipe my A$$ and its done, it doesnt bother me at all as to whether the roll falls to the front or to the rear. i dont care, i have bigger things to worry about in my life. and tbh. you shouldnt have any shit on your hand if you use enough bog roll. rant over, nuff said.

[gramey]

Originally Posted by TRF_Tastic

We have just had a change of cleaning company and now most of the cleaners are Eastern European, I wonder if its a cultural thing!!!

That explains a lot, bearing in mind they probably didn't know what it was your lucky it ended up on the holder at all!
Leigh, if you get a chance can you PM with your source for the 416 please?

[AndyM]

Originally Posted by b4rs

i have a bab. wipe my A$$ and its done, it doesnt bother me at all as to whether the roll falls to the front or to the rear. i dont care, i have bigger things to worry about in my life. and tbh. you shouldnt have any shit on your hand if you use enough bog roll. rant over, nuff said.

well you're a bundle of laffs aren't ya

[gramey]

Originally Posted by b4rs

i have a bab. wipe my A$$ and its done, it doesnt bother me at all as to whether the roll falls to the front or to the rear. i dont care, i have bigger things to worry about in my life. and tbh. you shouldnt have any shit on your hand if you use enough bog roll. rant over, nuff said.

How to get out of Huddersfield, the assh*le of the north is probably pretty high on that list

[TRF_Tastic]

Hey there Graham, you making friends again!!!!!