What, a joke?

[buzz]

Originally Posted by LEGEND

What is Black, White and red all over???






A sunburned Penguin!!!!!

A sunburned Zebra!

[buzz]

My girlfriend doesnt like the old car I got her, she said she wants something that goes from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds!

So I got the cunt a set of bathroom scales!!!

[Chrislong]

Worker: "Hi Boss, I can't come to work today, I am too sick"

Boss: "Just how sick are you to not come into work today?"

Worker: ".... I am in bed with my sister"

[Bathy]

Ian Southwell

[gazbaz2]

Originally Posted by LEGEND

What is Black, White and red all over???






A sunburned Penguin!!!!!

A Newspaper

G.

[RobHatcliffe]

Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman (all of whom have young, but nubile, daughters) are sitting in the pub when the conversation comes round to the daughters...

Englishman
"The wife told me that my daughter's room was an untidy mess so I went up and had a look. I found a cigarette packet and was astounded, I did not realise that she smoked".

Scotsman
"Yesterday I was in my daughter's room for a similar reason and I found a half empty bottle of vodka. I was astounded, I did not realise that she drank".

Irishman
"Funny enough, I was in my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms. I was astounded, I did not realise she had a penis".

[Bathy]

Broke Back Deer Camp

Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

The other two said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. The other two couldn't believe it!

He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night."