Funniest racing experiences - Page 6

Lee Martin · #**101** 19-07-2007

thats who it was then!

i couldnt remeber lol

elvo · #**102** 19-07-2007

OK,

(in no particular order)

#1: at a euro's, must've been before 2000 because the Schumacher team was there, the race was repeatedly delayed. (Might have been in France, I think.) Our Team Manager brought in a new time table every 10 minutes or so, for every driver. Everyone was bored. Camp Germany and camp ... SomeOtherCountry started super glueing a coke can tower to their pit table, several metres high. We spontaneously rolled the paper sheets into blow pipes, and tried to attack their towers with paper arrows. Needless to say, lots of (unsuspecting) people got hit.

#2: I've experienced 2 distinct people clear out half the pit area by means of emitting toxic gas. The first event involved ... let's call him Lee's bodyguard. He was a little ill, having digestion problems. At one point, everybody promptly cleared the pit area, except for one German, who was blissfully unaware, and a few seconds later yelled "BIST DU INNEN VERLEGEN!!???" (Are you rotten inside?) loud enough for the entire audience to hear and ran out as well. The second event was at the euro's in Vienna last year. Several people wanted to run out, but were boxed in and couldn't reach the exit. They promptly crawled underneath the tent's side flaps into the fresh outside air, seriously soiling their clothes.

#3: At the Euro's - or the warmup - in Austria, camp Belgium set up Marc Rheinard ask Oscar Jansen "Wil je me pijpen?". (Dutch to English: will you give me oral pleasure?) The look on Oscar's face was priceless.

Welshy40 · #**103** 19-07-2007

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Originally Posted by elvo

OK,

(in no particular order)

#1: at a euro's, must've been before 2000 because the Schumacher team was there, the race was repeatedly delayed. (Might have been in France, I think.) Our Team Manager brought in a new time table every 10 minutes or so, for every driver. Everyone was bored. Camp Germany and camp ... SomeOtherCountry started super glueing a coke can tower to their pit table, several metres high. We spontaneously rolled the paper sheets into blow pipes, and tried to attack their towers with paper arrows. Needless to say, lots of (unsuspecting) people got hit.

#2: I've experienced 2 distinct people clear out half the pit area by means of emitting toxic gas. The first event involved ... let's call him Lee's bodyguard. He was a little ill, having digestion problems. At one point, everybody promptly cleared the pit area, except for one German, who was blissfully unaware, and a few seconds later yelled "BIST DU INNEN VERLEGEN!!???" (Are you rotten inside?) loud enough for the entire audience to hear and ran out as well. The second event was at the euro's in Vienna last year. Several people wanted to run out, but were boxed in and couldn't reach the exit. They promptly crawled underneath the tent's side flaps into the fresh outside air, seriously soiling their clothes.

#3: At the Euro's - or the warmup - in Austria, camp Belgium set up Marc Rheinard ask Oscar Jansen "Wil je me pijpen?". (Dutch to English: will you give me oral pleasure?) The look on Oscar's face was priceless.

FANTASTIC, that beats me turning up to the BRCA evening dinner for the British Grand prix the night before with the Irish team totally hammered and eating fish and chips. We got chucked out. Hehe but Bob Gammon is a god as he knobbled the Danish (i think) champs missus in the toilets whilst her hubby was waiting outside. hehehe