Named: the UK's deadliest biscuit

[bodgit]

Crumpet should be in there somewhere as THE most deadliest.
All through your life you go chasing it.
When you get it its great nothing beats it. Not even jaffa,s
In its singular form it will do anything for you.
When you marry it , it turns deadly.
Softens like an old buiscut.
Why is there not a health warning on crumpet.