Martin Achter provisional pole - 2009 IFMAR Worlds

[David Church]

Well done " La Migra"!!!!!!!!!!!! do you know what this means???

Tonk......haha....nice slang!!!!

Oh and Funkymojo........there is no..."The problem with the yanks"........


There is loads! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahaha

[wayboarder]

Originally Posted by Funkymojo

This is pure classic mate...

The problem with the yanks is that they think America is the whole world...as for them being bright? Nah...They are the easiest to brainwash...that' why crappy buy it now tv ads works so well over there.. " Can't get your woman satisfied? Don't worry, now with the latest magic finger you can! Just make 3 easy payments of $9.99 and we'll throw in the magic tongue as well! " Only crap ads like this will work in the USA...oh and don't forget, Televangelism works over there too..cos most yanks are couch potatoes who likes fiddling around with their tv remote...

O man, dont get me started on those Televangilists... You guys want a treat, check out some youtubes of Pentacostal services, they are way out there...

And we dont think America is the whole world. We know!

Alright, had enough fun for the day. Its time for me to go to Church, Watch some Nascar, Oppress some homosexuals, watch a tractor pull, and then make it just in time to drink some budweiser on the couch while ordering up Girls gone wild videos and while simultaneously eating Buffalo wings that are actually all legs that came from an Adobe hut right down the street from my local Tonk. ( and by all that I mean, hit the gym and then go club racing)

[David Church]

Originally Posted by wayboarder

O man, dont get me started on those Televangilists... You guys want a treat, check out some youtubes of Pentacostal services, they are way out there...

And we dont think America is the whole world. We know!

You sound alot like Lee-Mag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this u Lee????

[bodgit]

sorry my freind but as you bought the urbandictionary.com into this yank is defined as

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yank


1. A term used by the British to describe all Americans.
2. A term used by American Southerners to a. describe Union Forces during the American Civil War; b. Post Civil War reference to Americans from non-Southern States.
3. Slang for male masterbastion.
4. A term to describe pulling something very hard and fast (see number 3)
1. "Oh, God! Its a Yank!"
2. a. "Its a Yank! Shoot it!
b. John Boy: "he called you a Yank, Billy Bob"! Billy Bob: "No body call my a Yank!I am going to shoot you, you Limey Bastard!"
3. "Are you yanking that thing again" or "go yank your wanker"
4. "I yanked it so hard, I got blisters"


does this by definition make you all wan**rs

[Funkymojo]

Originally Posted by wayboarder

O man, dont get me started on those Televangilists... You guys want a treat, check out some youtubes of Pentacostal services, they are way out there...

And we dont think America is the whole world. We know!

It was all done in good will...I'm glad you know that America is not the whole world mate...trust me, i've done online deals with many Americans and i'm shocked that they don't know where Singapore is...they think it's part of China...actually we are part of South East Asia...a little red dot...no no yanks, we are not part of a lady's pad...

[wayboarder]

Originally Posted by Funkymojo

It was all done in good will...I'm glad you know that America is not the whole world mate...trust me, i've done online deals with many Americans and i'm shocked that they don't know where Singapore is...they think it's part of China...actually we are part of South East Asia...a little red dot..could be part of a lady's pad too...

Ive been to singapore twice. That place is a lot of fun. There was a place that the bottom floors of the building were electronics shops, the 2nd floor was tattoo shops and the top 2 floors were bars and "massage parlors" We called it the four floors of whores. Pretty much all the bars were packed with little singapore men dressed up as women. Right up your guys' alley!

The city is gorgeous and made me want to buy a Silvia or at least convert a 240 into one. The rules they have are insane too. Really good public transportation system and it was funny to see swastikas all over the place. However, you would be walking and as clean as it was, get pretty much clotheslined by a rancid smell of fish and curry.

[wayboarder]

Originally Posted by David Church

You sound alot like Lee-Mag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this u Lee????

Not lee, My name is Jeff Kulp

[David Church]

Originally Posted by wayboarder

Not lee, My name is Jeff Kulp

Ok mate, with your previous post you have proved to me you are a yank!!!!

[David Church]

cloltheslined is a yank term! Jeff

[Belsten]

Back on topic, anyone know how 4wd is going ?

[Funkymojo]

Originally Posted by wayboarder

Ive been to singapore twice. That place is a lot of fun. There was a place that the bottom floors of the building were electronics shops, the 2nd floor was tattoo shops and the top 2 floors were bars and "massage parlors" We called it the four floors of whores. Pretty much all the bars were packed with little singapore men dressed up as women. Right up your guys' alley!

The city is gorgeous and made me want to buy a Silvia or at least convert a 240 into one. The rules they have are insane too. Really good public transportation system and it was funny to see swastikas all over the place. However, you would be walking and as clean as it was, get pretty much clotheslined by a rancid smell of fish and curry.

Ahh i see you've been to Orchard Towers...No straight men would really wanna go there.. It's has a reputation for trannies over there that need their diff balls greased...swastikas all over the place? Hope you're not tripping mate...Fish and curry, you must have been to Little India...

Let's get back on topic...

[David Church]

Originally Posted by Funkymojo

Ahh i see you've been to Orchard Towers...No straight men would really wanna go there.. It's has a reputation for trannies over there that need their diff balls greased...swastikas all over the place? Hope you're not tripping mate...Fish and curry, you must have been to Little India...

Let's get back on topic...

Hahahahaha.....Busted! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Funkymojo]

Originally Posted by David Church

Hahahahaha.....Busted! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strange even tourists that visit Singapore are warned by locals not to go to Orchard Towers unless they have certain preferences...

[David Church]

well he must have gone as he has gone quiet!!!!!!!1

[wayboarder]

Sorry, I had to get in my pickup truck and let another culture know that they are inferior to my own.

Ya i went there, I got a tattoo and bought a new camera. But thats it! I Swear!!!

Anyone know about 4wd yet?

[isobarik]

Originally Posted by Gonky

EFRA in 2011, ROAR in 2013, FEMCA in 2015 and FAMAR in 2017

So then in 2017 we will be back in SA

In 1/8 scale the track has only to be 50% natura.....can it the be 50 % artificial also...

mvh isobarik

[bodgit]

[quote=wayboarder;296718]Sorry, I had to get in my pickup truck and let another culture know that they are inferior to my own.

Ya i went there, I got a tattoo and bought a new camera. But thats it! I Swear!!!


You yanks are so gullable. Remember Borat you took him for real. Even the horse fell over laughing

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=770_1189777102

sorry youtube cencored the singing but this lot did,nt

[Welshy40]

Originally Posted by JohnM

Lets see how many of your "stars" can keep up with Cragg, Martin or Stafford etc if they came over here to race on our style of tracks, I'd put money on no more then one of the names you list getting in the A final at one of our Nationals

The only reason American drivers have done okish at the Worlds, is because it's held on the same sort of tracks they race on all of the time, surely a "World Championship", should be held on different sorts of tracks, bit like Tennis, you have the guys who can play on grass courts, or clay, etc, but the top guys can play well on all sorts of courts.

Anyway, back on subject, any news of how 4wd is going?

To put it bluntly, they cannot compete at our level. After the basildon worlds the top twenty attended the southend GP and the the WC Kinwald only just managed to keep third place and was three quarters of a lap behind kevin moore. Ben stunham also showed everyone how a cougar 2000 can go by the best of the best with it and he was not the best uk 2wd racer so the ifmar surface rules do need to be updated to nowadays. Its called a worlds for the best racers so different countries have different environments and weather so of couse different racing surfaces to cope with that and as they are the best they shouldnt find it hard to set up to the conditions

[JohnM]

Is there any news about 4wd yet?

[Orange]

I hope you all don't base your opinions of Americans off the 3 people that post on here. I would bet that most here feel the same as you. Everyone wishes the race to be in their backyard.

As far as top racers not attending, most are paid drivers and their sponsors or employers pay their way to go. If our own embassy says its a bad idea to go there and they are sent anyway, think of the liabilities should something happen had they sent them there. Its not that its an excuse, the drivers all wanted to go. Simply a business decision.

ROAR is US and Canada... There are a couple of reasons the race is always in the US when it comes to ROAR bloc... Up untill the past few years, there haven't really been many if any tracks in Canada. With few tracks the chance of one capable to hold a worlds is not very likely. Also, 99 percent of ROAR members are in the US.

Also I may be wrong, but I think your perceptions of how the worlds are chosen are incorrect. The Blocs choose the host, not IFMAR. so if it is in ROAR for example, ROAR accepts bids from tracks within ROAR and then The committee for ROAR chooses the best one suitable for the event. In FAMAR, really it was their turn in the rotation, how can the deciding people deny their members to have the race? All of you wish that it was in your backyard, don't you think the members of FAMAR feel the same way?

Just my $.02 (That btw is worth more than it did 2 years ago, Haha!)