Thought for the week #2

[Team No Idea]

Following on from my last week's ramblings about cats and toast, this week i have come up with a tricky question that has baffled scientists for years! indeed NASA are looking at going to Mars in 2014 to try and find the soloution to this mind boggling question. .....
I thought i'd post it on here as you were all so quick in resolving my last "Thought for the week".............

How do "kEEP OFF THE GRASS" signs actually get on the grass ?????

[clarey]

maybe somebody has reaaaaally long arms?

[Northy]

That's it, done, please lock the thread.

G

[raaccyyyyy lllaaddyyyy]

I think all greenkeepers have Robin Hood stylie arrow shaped signs and a bow to fire the signs accross the grass....... Dunno how they collect them tho???!! (Morning hun) x

[raaccyyyyy lllaaddyyyy]

Originally Posted by Northy

That's it, done, please lock the thread.

G

??????

[ben]

People go underground and push them up through the grass

[clarey]

Originally Posted by ben

People go underground and push them up through the grass

good idea!

[Lee]

Have you never seen a helicopter hovering above the grass with someone holding another fella by his ankles as he knocks the sign into the ground.


Now we can lock the thread

[Team No Idea]

Im liking the helicopter thing!! reminds me of AIRWOLF ! oh yeah!
Ba bana banaaaa bana banaaaa bana banaaaa ba ba de ba de ba

[telboy]

Everything baffles NASA.
I mean they spent millions developing a pen for them to write in space (anti gravity and all that)

...why didn't they just use a pencil?

As for the keep off the grass, maybe they used a jet pack.

[Lee]

why dont the just put the sign at the edge of the grass

It would save the cost of a chopper

[Team No Idea]

[quote=telboy;160754]Everything baffles NASA.
I mean they spent millions developing a pen for them to write in space (anti gravity and all that)

...why didn't they just use a pencil?/quote]


Lol, Good point, you see what we have here is a "thought for the week" within a "thought for the week!! Innit !

[clarey]

Originally Posted by Lee

why dont the just put the sign at the edge of the grass

then what would happen if you were stood at the other end of the grass, you might not see the sign and therefore may step on the grass

[Team No Idea]

Originally Posted by clarey

then what would happen if you were stood at the other end of the grass, you might not see the sign and therefore may step on the grass

lol. What if it was a "warning-mine field" sign?!! you would be pretty buggered i'd imagine!

[clarey]

Originally Posted by Team No Idea

lol. What if it was a "warning-mine field" sign?!! you would be pretty buggered i'd imagine!

i imagine you would

[Northy]

I need to take a dump again at work

I'll hold off for a bit though - build up the excitement

G

[Lee]

Im going to uese my five mins to the max today G


Who said there could only be 1 sign, 2 signs is less than fuelling a chopper

[clarey]

Northy is that all you think about lol

and councils wouldn't justify the cost of 2 signs if they can get away with 1

[Chris Doughty]

its fairly obvious, maybe I should work for NASA

BEFORE the keep off the grass sign was put in place, there is no reason to keep off the grass, so you simply walk onto the grass and place the sign, then, once you read the sign, you kindly make your way off the grass FOR EVER

[dave g]

maybe it was put there before the grass seed was planted?

or its the moles telling you to 'keep orf their land'