Sue Joey

[Lee]

Have you suffered losses in the past six years and would like to pursue a claim against Joey Barton? Then call Claims Unlikely on 08081 570661 for a no-win-no-fee consultation.

Since his release from Prison the British Civil Law Society have declared open season on the Newcastle United player so if you've suffered from damages of any kind get on the phone for a free consultation with one of our lawyers. But hurry while the unrational hatred and mass moral outrage against Joey Barton lasts.

Just listen to some of our previous claimants' stories:

"I was walking home from the pub when I was attacked by a savage dog. It bit me in the thigh and I was unable to work for nine months. Claims Unlikely took up my case and managed to pin the blame on Joey Barton. I was awarded £875,000 in damages meaning I would be unlikely need to work for several years, or until I've blown the lot on Special Brew and chips and gravy." - Mr Evans, Bridlington

"High winds dislodged a part of my guttering. Due to Joey Barton's history of violent outbursts, heavy rains caused water to seep through my wall resulting in damp patches on the interior of my house. Claims Unlikely managed to secure me £1,220,508 in compensation from Joey Barton due to the cost of repairs, redecoration and a slight downturn in the housing market. Thank you Claims Unlikely!" - Mr King, Devon

"It's a boon!" - Mrs B, Essex

DON'T DELAY - call our hotline now where a lawyer is waiting to sue Barton so you can cash in on your misfortune. But hurry before the anti-Barton hysteria settles down. And don't worry if you haven't suffered any losses as we also specialise in fictitious but equally sympathy-invoking tales of woe.

[stegger]

I'd sue him just for wearing those stupid flat caps he wears
The lad is a tit though and a thug like half of his family I hate bullies

[Northy]

Originally Posted by Lee

"I was walking home from the pub when I was attacked by a savage dog. It bit me in the thigh and I was unable to work for nine months. Claims Unlikely took up my case and managed to pin the blame on Joey Barton. I was awarded £875,000 in damages meaning I would be unlikely need to work for several years, or until I've blown the lot on Special Brew and chips and gravy." - Mr Evans, Bridlington

Is this Stu?

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