"joke of the month"

[b4rs]

i dont know why everyone is like, oh thts so low and in appropriate, jus av a laugh, life's life and things appen, u mite aswell see the funny side.

i got a few gudd'uns from the past...


whys santa's sack so full?


Because he only comes onces a year.....Ber bum chhh.


Why has Michael Barrymore not got any ashtrays? Because he puts his fags out in the pool


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?
One's white, plastic and a danger to children, and the other carries your groceries.

As from may 2001 viagra will only be available through chemists under it's chemical name. Please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN.

A blonde girl walks into her local library and says to the clerk "Burger and large fries please". The clerk says "Excuse me young lady but this is a library!" So she leans over the counter and whispers "Sorry I'll have a burger and large fries please"

A bloke walks into the bar with a lump of tar on his head he asks the barman for a pint and one for the road.

Two dollops of sick were walking down the street, they turned the corner into the next street and one of the sick dollops starts crying. "What's up with you?" says the other sick dollop and the one crying says " I always get sentimental when I walk up this street it's where I was brought up"

A Grasshopper sits down at the bar and the bartender comes over and says "Hay we got a drink named after you in here." The grasshopper says "Great I'll have a Steve then."