Mid Life crisis

[GRIFF55]

So, I have just had my 44th birthday and I have a bit of a dilema

So which one should i do

Cut off my flowing greying curls of hair and wake up and realise I'm not a cool surfer

Start to lose some of my massive excess weight

Start to take an interest in women instead of men

Stop crying like a child about how far it is to go racing anywhere

Actually get a proper job as opposed to mowing some grass 1 afternoon a week

Or of course all of the above

What do you guys think ?