For Sale

[GRIFF55]

So the time has come that I need to raise some cash

I am selling my body. It is in far worse shape than Belstens, older, much fatter and generally worn out

With this in mind, please start the bidding at 99p below

I could be used as a look a like for Wagner from X Factor or Marc Rheinard

I also look like a washed up wannabe surfer