Our latest friend.

[Col]

I had assumed he was a wind up due to the name, but now I'm not too sure.

The spelling and grammar are utterly horrendous, but are totally consistent (the same words are always spelt the same, wrong way.)
Assume that this is a wind-up character and then you have to wonder why the account was opened such a long time ago without making a post. This is either a character of utter genius or a real person who is so thick that his folks have had to give him a job (because no-one else will) and then give him a fast car (in the hope he'll kill himself and some chavvy mates?)

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