Wrapping presents

[poopers]

Honest to god, what hell is this?

I’ve just spent the entire afternoon wrapping presents, and now the dining room is covered in bits of cellotape, shreds of wrapping paper and annoying shiney ribbons people do fancy bows with. I swear men weren’t designed to do this stuff, not one of my efforts met the gf's approval. It took me 20 mins to wrap a dvd, and I was being really careful, but the thing still looks like its been in a war zone. I’ve been told I’m not to wrap anything being sent to the gf's friends or family, as she doesn’t want them to think I’m “quite that retarded”.

Good news is it’s all done now, apart from one, which might need a bit of dremeling.