this happened last night as she's watching

[Chequered Flag Racing]

the something factor and I lay in bed watching the Green Mile


First there's a cry for Maaaaaaam

then there's a thump or two on the floor

then the phone rings

my 16 year a**e of a son has just phoned her indoors from the throne to get him a loo roll

she tells him to stop wasting mobile phone calls that we pay for and to look in future

should have made him do with what little there was on the roll

that would hopefully teach him not to forget to replace it in future