A few funny things, some may of seen before.....

[karlst]

HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags herhusband orboyfriend along shopping

This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to acustomer in Oxford
:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use
of theTesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is
consideringbanning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your
husbandstops his antics..

Below is a list of his actions over the past few months allverified by oursurveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them inpeople'strolleys when they weren't looking. (sounds familiar……)


2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go offat5-minuteintervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading tofeminineproducts aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an officialtone, 'Code 3' in housewares...... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpetedarea.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothingdepartment and toldshoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and aCalorgas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could helphim, hebegan to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave mealone?'

8.. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it asa mirror,picked his nose, and ate it.

9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives intheHousewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the
antidepressantswere.

10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudlyhumming theMission Impossible' theme.

11.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonnalook' usingdifferent size funnels.

12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,yelled'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loudspeaker, assumedthe foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voicesagain.'

14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waiteda while;then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'