My TV appearances.....

[Lee]

As many people will know the tour de france kicked off in Monaco this weekend. I got chatting to some fella from Eurosport in a bar on friday afternoon after work and later on when i saw him he thought it was a good idea to interview me as i could speak english, so during this interview i thought it would be funny to try and squeeze in a couple of in jokes but the main one i managed to get in was when i was asked about who i thought would win the following days time trial, my answer was.

"Lance Armstrong, he is maximum best!!"

The fella did look at me a little odd but i thought it was hilarious at the time.

A little later i was with some Aussie blokes i work with who had a 5 ft inflatable kangaroo and they were trying to get it on tv, which i think they did yesterday afternoon, but i thought it would be funny just to wander off with it and waited by some traffic lights with it, so along comes a ferrari 430 , he stops and i hop up alongside him on this kangaroo and give him "the look", he obviously didnt want to be beaten by an inflatable kangaroo so he just left me bouncing along. I never thought anymore of it until i came into work today, it turns out i was on tv again on numerous channels. But the upside for me was, the commentator thought i was aussie, so i disgraced them and not the brits