The top ten reasons why you are not going to finish your race!!!

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1. Fred Flintstone sticks his head out the window and says, "my feet are tired".

2. The driver next to you flicks a nose goblin in your eye.

3. You see sparks, perhaps a fire and then smoke.

4. You see your girlfriend shagging some other racer in the trailer across the track.

5. You had too many beers the night before and fell off the drivers stand, (I.E. this would explain why your girlfriend is shagging other racer).

6. The tacos you ate after you got the drunk munchies the night before are asking you not so kindly to be excused at the current moment.

7. You used a Mamba Max when everybody pleaded you not to use one.

8. You thought that running a 9x1 with a 27/78 was the perfect gearing selection.

9. You spent to much time on the forums trying to figure out how to go fast that you forgot how to drive.

10. Mom came up to the drivers stand and said, "son you had better clean that room right this minute". She even included your last and middle names to let you know she means business.

Just kidding... What is your favorite excuse for not finishing a race?