bullsh!t detector

[Lee]

I seem to have misplaced my bullsh!t detector, I had it at worksop but now it's gone, if someone has picked it up for me then could you please let me know, I fear that if I cannot decipher bullsh!t from fact it could confuse me and affect my gaydar. I don't want that to happen and neither does little ben, he has enough on his plate trying to remember to press timer when he puts the nuggets in.
Cheers

Lee-mag