Pepper corns and noodles are the best friends because the moose in the shopping isle(dont ask me which one) and the dead piece of number phone will be at your show deciding if they should comiserate your dead wood and are reating last nights frog and if you dont smile at the moose on your shoulder your ducks foot will explode in a violent but exciting show of water melons that when punched in the side of the noggin it will sat oh dude why did you do that and then the racoon will get lost in a box of staples and the damn humming in my ear better stop or the piece of cheese will melt and make a glooply mess on the phone handle for your dog t wipe up with his smelly bum fluff while your light bulb will have a banging dump on the cats flat ear and then scream credit cards are great because i went and spent like £4 on a dead door mat then killed his fish and put a sign next to it and said in the vouylchers stomach the dead will rise and eat your belly button fluff for breakfast and the the smilies on your screen will all screm carpets and i once got banned on a game because my name was licmydoornob and the first sign of madness is if you have hair growing out the palm of your hand and the second is looking for them and the f9 button my keyboard just ate my coookie and im now going to whoop its asss............i lost and it tiold me im mad like the cactus sitting on my bed post screaming MEATBALLS!!!!!