How did I become a Senior Member?

[Spoolio]

Is it 'cos I occasionally forget what I was on about mid-sentence and sometimes dribble my food? Or is it because I've posted over 100 irrelevant (in the big scheme of things mind, they are very relevant to me) things on this fine site? I really would like to know. Not that I'll be losing any sleep over it, I'm too busy losing sleep worrying whether the roof will still be on my house tomorrow morning .