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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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when chuck norris falls in the water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris!!
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
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Chuck Norris needs a monkey wrench and a blowtorch to masterbate
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