whoops, silly bint....

DCM · #1 27-10-2007

Well, there I was, at Asda, filling up with some expensive LPG (42.9p a litre!!!), next thing you know, load of noise comes from over at the express lane.....

Some silly woman had pulled up to the pump, opened, filler, put nozzle in..... then went to drive away!!! rip the nozzle right off the hose..... she stopped, looked at it, took it out, fuel cap back on, wandered back to the pump looking a little bemused, hung the nozzle back up and promptly drove off....

CraigM2610 · #2 27-10-2007

LOL

there are some stupid people around

didnt any of the staff do anything

Craig

Southwell · #3 27-10-2007

Sounds like the dumbass that drove into my car other day.
Was sitting about 4 cars from a roundabout waiting to pull out, not moving. She pulls out from a store exit, hits my car, then continues to accelerate into my bumper for about 3 seconds, twat.

telboy · #4 27-10-2007

Must be the same woman that almost totalled my focus this afternoon.

There I was minding my own business driving past the petrol station, when all of a sudden some daft tart just comes flying out of the exit (bearing in mind its a blind exit and you cant see the road properly...therefore you have to STOP!).If it wasn't for my quick reactions she would have totalled my car in a t-bone stylee.

But she just wasn't paying a blind bit of notice to anything other than exiting the petrol station at light speed.

She was onto the other side of the road before she decided to stop the car...thats how fast she was exiting the station. I was forced to divert onto the opposite side to aviod her.

She didn't even appologise.

And women get cheaper insurance.......

telboy · #5 27-10-2007

...any other day and I think I would've just let her hit me and claimed loads a compo.

...but I'm racing tomorrow so I need the car.

I do keep saying to myself that I'm just gonna let them hit me nex time, but its jst natural reaction to bloody avoid the chuffin idiots.

mayhem · #6 27-10-2007

they get cheaper insurance because you avoided her lol

DCM · #7 27-10-2007

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Originally Posted by Southwell

Sounds like the dumbass that drove into my car other day.
Was sitting about 4 cars from a roundabout waiting to pull out, not moving. She pulls out from a store exit, hits my car, then continues to accelerate into my bumper for about 3 seconds, twat.

ah, thats a common one, the round-a-bout shunt..... they see you moving, they look right, don't see you stopped till they hit you.... lol

To level the balance of the 'woman are bad drivers' I sat at Tredegar park round-a-bout to go onto the motorway, i moved up to the line, the bloke behind me didn't look, and impailed the radiator of his rover 600 onto my tow hitch.... no damage to mine, his car was having a good wee all over the road.... i asked if he was alright, he said he was, and drove off..... onto the motorway..... i think he seized half a mile down the motorway... hee hee

Southwell · #8 27-10-2007

No no no, i hadn't moved for about half a minute lol, she just thought she could fit into the other lane! And she was driving a left hand drive tank!

Welshy40 · #9 29-10-2007

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Originally Posted by DCM

ah, thats a common one, the round-a-bout shunt..... they see you moving, they look right, don't see you stopped till they hit you.... lol

To level the balance of the 'woman are bad drivers' I sat at Tredegar park round-a-bout to go onto the motorway, i moved up to the line, the bloke behind me didn't look, and impailed the radiator of his rover 600 onto my tow hitch.... no damage to mine, his car was having a good wee all over the road.... i asked if he was alright, he said he was, and drove off..... onto the motorway..... i think he seized half a mile down the motorway... hee hee

God that roundabouts a fun one, i have had quite a few near misses, but the best has to be the idiot slamming on the brakes behind me and not noticing I was slowing down, I saw what was happening and turned just in time to watch him hit the lamp post hehehe funny.

telboy · #10 30-10-2007

I saw a woman approach a junction once, only to carry on to the broken white line in the middle of the road...and then get hit by a transit.

Excuse?......she thought the white lines in the middle of the road were there to pull up to for the juction (if you know what I mean?). Best thing about it, she'd been doing it for 3years since passing her test!!! and wondered why people were always mad with her for 'just pulling up to the junction'!!

don't get me wrong disabled people do need the closer spaces. it just annoys me when they park in 'ours' when there are disabled spaeces still left.

Equal opp's just really does my head in though. because the people that cried out for it, now get preferential treatment compared to us 'normal males'.

There are some blokes out there that are just as bad....if not worse than women too. Like the old man ploughed into the back of my car whislt travelling down hill towards a junction and looking for a casette on the floor....hmmm....

he wrote my car off, and said 'I didn't see you'.....well you wouldn't when your looking at your feet would you!

phil c · #11 27-10-2007

as phils wife. my question has to be. what colour hair do they all have?? gotta be blonde. were not all that bad, its not like i drove into a parked house or anything.

ashleyb4 · #12 27-10-2007

MY mums a good driver we had someone pull out of a junction hit the front pasanger side and keep accelerating and pushed us about a meter.

A

gramey · #13 27-10-2007

The writing was on the wall when they gave them the vote and it's been down hill ever since. It's because we spoil them and buy them domestic appliances like washing machines, vacuum cleaners & dishwashers that they have the time to spare to go out and cause mayhem on the roads!

xx4-nutter · #14 27-10-2007

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Originally Posted by phil c

as phils wife. my question has to be. what colour hair do they all have?? gotta be blonde. were not all that bad, its not like i drove into a parked house or anything.

haha ! mint

is that the real reason he got rid of his 2.5 vectra hahaha

rcracer · #15 27-10-2007

i had some stupid woman pull out on me today and believe it or not i actually swerved 3 times ( in the same direction ) so she never hit me, ended up on the other side of the road

DCM · #16 27-10-2007

I won't even mention the trail of destruction my ex left.... but it was just usualy my cars... i think it was a territorial thing... make her mark by breaking something....

phil c · #17 28-10-2007

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Originally Posted by xx4-nutter

haha ! mint

is that the real reason he got rid of his 2.5 vectra hahaha

the secrets out , just dont tell the wife

Lee · #18 28-10-2007

My Birds mum is a nightmare on the roads i will not get into a car with her although its probably the safest place to be. Its like an comedy film, she just leaves burning cars and pile ups in her wake while she drives on oblivious to it all.

i remember one time and the only time i was in the car with the poisoned dwarf and she had missed a turn off on a dual carraigeway in newcastle so i said just go up to the roundabout and come back down the other side, most people would move into the right hand lane and go round the inside of the round about, she went almost 360 degrees round in the outside lane of a 4 lane roundabout, there were people flashing, beeping ,abusing her etc. the woman is dangerous!!

When i pointed out she should have been in the inside lane she replied with i havent had an accident in this car yet

her last 5 had been written off though from people hitting her