Alan sets new record

[Tractor Boy]

Just thought i would share with you lot my new record that i set last night at club.

While geting the track out from under the stage last night i hit my head 4 times now i know some of you will not know what i am going on about when i state this fact but you would if you got under the stage where we keep the track stuff once in a while but ha ho i do it most weeks so may as well keep on doing it.

When putting the track away last night again i hit my head 3 times so this makes 7 hits on the pipes in one evening which is a new record for me but with the amount of time i spend under that bloody stage i am sure to beat this record very soon but will keep you informed.

Kind regards Alan

[gav4wd]

Bit of a head banger last night
perhaps we can run a sweep stake Alan on your head hitting only thing is there may not be a lot of prize money because there is only a few that are always there putting away

[Hog]

I suppose you're going to blame the pipework for you being follically challenged?

Neil's right though - same old faces week in week out putting the track away. It's almost like a fire alarm goes off after the last heat with the mad dash for the door.

I wonder if it's the ones who can't be bothered to help who would be the most vocal if they turned up at the hall and the track wasn't laid out as the regulars couldn't be bothered or had enough for being taken for granted?

Anyway - I'm sure we'll find someone to kiss your head better Al.

Perhaps it really is time to start naming and shaming those that think it's below them to lend a hand? Last 2 heats - you know what you're meant to be doing!!!

It's a problem at every club. One of the tracks in Essex I race at always sees the locals disappear rapidly while the visiting drivers stay - last meeting I got home at 2.45am after staying to put everything away!!

[discostu]

im sorry to hear about your pain alan but surly you should be used to it by now like they say no sense no feeling lol.

sorry i didn't pack up last wednesday but i was in manchester.

stu

[MHeadling]

Sounds like a dangerous place to be! Al if you like I can bring you a hard hat so you dont damage your head, if you like I can stick a wig to it so your safe and have the feeling of real hair!

[Hog]

Consider yourself excused this week Stu.

Mark - Alan has enough "feeling of real hair", it's just not on his head.