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There were so many oneliners I thought I'd start a thread.
Some of my favourites. Bradders: "Fair play, he hasn't even put his c*ck away" Greenwood: "David Coulthard is the gayest looking straight man in the world, except for Pidge of course" |
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Vermin "We would have a fire exstinguisher but unfortunatly coatsy's has lost the keys"
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"Team Durango - Serious About Dancing"
"I had to remove a cockchafer from my pants immediately after round 2" |
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Dan Greenwood: "Theres a horse loose on the A1"
Bradders: "A horse? Who cares about a horse? Just shoot the fucking thing!" Trish: Various "Beavis & Butthead" styley ramblings over the mic during his comedy commentating stint! DC: "Would the owners of a Mondeo seen parked up at the end of the road make themselves known to race control please?" to a loud cheer
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Dan Greenwood: "Theres a horse loose on the A1"
Bradders: "A horse? Who cares about a horse? Just shoot the fucking thing!" lmao!! |
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And bring it back to the pit area, letting it roam around your stuff for a while while the tale was told.
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Stu "This is not an 'oOple Meeting'"?
Stu "Lets have a driver vote"?
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Pukey "ive chucked up on dc's generator"
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Liz " omg ben, reverse the car! They were fucking in the back of that car!!! "
Me " Are you the couple who were dogging at the top of the road?" Griff " dogga dogga dogga dogga"
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