lol

[bigred5765]

Why do women never fart??
































they never keep the mouths shut long enough for pressure to build up

[ben]

i prefer this one..

Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken.

So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.

[Kopite]

What do you do if a woman comes out of the kitchen complaining?
Make the chain shorter.

[ben]

Scientists have discovered that there is intelligent DNA in some women. Unfortunately 95% of them spat it out!

[sparrow.2]

Why do girls have periods?











Because they deserve it!

[phil c]

what does wife stand for ?











washing ,ironing , fu king, ect lol