Terrorist Lollypops

[jimmy]

I just had a rowntrees sugar free lollypop explode on my desk for no reason, thankfully inside the packet so I was not injured by flying shards of sugarfree goodness and fizzyness..
I just thought I'd share that bizzare incident with everyone.

[DCM]

Crikey Jimmy, you reported it to the police.... it could be a terrorist cell working in your local shop!!!

[emzy]

What on earth?! Just at random?

[jimmy]

Go to any supermarket and in the sugarfree lolly section (not huge, I admit) check out the box of rowntree lollys!!! there are a few flavours, but almost all the red (strawberry) ones will be in pieces! I always wondered why, now I know! They are like little grenades!

[Lee]

Jimmy,

You need to stick bits all over your face,and some small pieces in your eye (just in the corner will do) take a photo and sue them, at worst you will get a free lolly

[millzy]

what jimmy isnt telling us is that on his desk was a small ball of c4 that he left there last night while being distracted by the channel 5 re runs of fraggle rock.

[BenG]

hahaha, seriously watch out, lollies can kill.


I wish it was me though, would have made my day, and i'd have laughed till McDonalds removes sugar from its menu