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Thumbs up Pirate Jokes

Pirate jokes are just ACE, so lets all share them here
There are some real obvious ones, but I'll start with this one:

Q: What is Captain Hook's favorite store?
A: The Secondhand Shop!

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Q: why are pirates called pirates


A: Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrr
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q, Why are pirates called pirates ?

a, Because they AAAAaaaaahhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Beat me to it you pirate
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How did the pirate raise his mast?

He used a wench!
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Q: What does a pirate think happens at the end of time?

A: Arrrrmageddon
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Q: whats a pirates favourite music

A: arrrr an beee

Q:Why couldn't the pirate hear?'


A:Cuz he had no buccan-ears


Q:What do you call a pirate with no eye?


A: A prate!

Q: Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing?

Q: He had ship for brains.
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beat you to it lol
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