Daft things you say to make conversation....

[Lee]

Anyway, last night i was at some girls house and it was late, the tv was on and she had just come down stairs and walked into the living room. I had just seen an advert for finish dish washer washing liquid and needed something to say, so the smoothest and coolest thing i could come up with was.

"Dishwasher cleaner that cleans the dishwasher instead of the dishes, whatever next"

She didn't actually respond

[Northy]

But did it get you what you wanted?

G

[josh_smaxx]

To a girl in my photography class:

"Is there a reason your so occupied and amused by an elastic band?"

Wasnt really to make conversation, i was just curious.

[Lee]

Originally Posted by Northy

But did it get you what you wanted?

G

A gentleman would never say G


Did you know that if you boil a condom you can stretch them over your body

[rcmadd]

Originally Posted by Lee

A gentleman would never say G


Did you know that if you boil a condom you can stretch them over your body

and you have actually tried ??????

[Northy]

Originally Posted by Lee

Did you know that if you boil a condom you can stretch them over your body

I think that's a challenge for the EBOR 24

G

[Lee]

I'll give it a bash

[i4n]

Originally Posted by Lee

Did you know that if you boil a condom you can stretch them over your body

If you try hard enough and are careful you can stretch them over a telephone box.............

And if you're wondering - yes I have

[Lee]

I have heard that, i am just a bit scared of dieing once it covers my mouth and nose, there will be 100% commitment shown though.

[i4n]

Safety man (or woman) with a pair of scissors should take care of any suffocation moments

[DCM]

Originally Posted by i4n

If you try hard enough and are careful you can stretch them over a telephone box.............

And if you're wondering - yes I have

ah, joys of working with the Millitary, I won't even mention what some used to get up to, them Navy guys are scary.....

[i4n]

If we went into that, this thread would need a minimum age limit!

I know of one ship that has a gay Tuesday (not as bad as it sounds, you're only allowed to play Steps etc. on the mess radio and drink cocktails with camp names) and another that has a naked Wednesday (as bad as it sounds!)

[stegger]

Originally Posted by Lee

A gentleman would never say G


Did you know that if you boil a condom you can stretch them over your body

Best to be safe than sorry