Oi Clarkson

[twisty]

Sad to tell you ,the petition didn`t work,see link for the official responce from No10

http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page16590

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cNy1w4DV5Hw

[CLARKSON]

As my mate May would say: "Oh cock!"

[May]

I wanted to be Transport Minister.




Cock

[Northy]

Que David Brent:

[b4rs]

can i ask who clarkson and may are? this is becoming a bit of "the stig" kind of unknowness.

lol.

[ben]

It wouldnt be funny if we knew who it was

[David_Brent]

Like i tell all employees, if at first you dont succeed the sky diving is definately not for you

[b4rs]

omg, lol this is strange, who next?

[Borat]

hello i am back, bilo shut me in cage, he went on vagine rampage. no sister is safe when he escape.

he is safe now, back in cage.

Hi five

[millzy]

as much as i hate borat

this post is awsome with all 3

[Kopite]

i love it, so funny

[Borat]

millzy, i still like you even if you are like the Jew, is that what the english people call the welsh.


highfive

[millzy]

the welsh never parted the red sea

[Garry Driffill]

This is ace - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SUpmNgrqHPg

ahaha

[stegger]

Originally Posted by Garry Driffill

Im sorry but what part of a racist comment is good Ben ?

Garry chill out fella the character speaks in this way and i'm sure there would be upraw on here or anyother forum if it was ment with malice. If we watched everything we said in this out of control PC world we wouldn't post half of what is posted

[twisty]

A joke,sorry if it offends anyone"in advance" but it made me laugh
How racist is it? how offensive is it?did you laugh?



Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.....


















....You got
nice house'

[cwilson]

Originally Posted by twisty

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.....


















....You got
nice house'

i heard one simieler to that but it was a docter not his boss. still funny

[b4rs]

officials of the beijing olympics have had to turn the lighting up higher.









apparently 90% of the audience were squinting....