oOple quote of the weekend

[Body Paint]

There were so many oneliners I thought I'd start a thread.

Some of my favourites.

Bradders: "Fair play, he hasn't even put his c*ck away"

Greenwood: "David Coulthard is the gayest looking straight man in the world, except for Pidge of course"

[ashleyb4]

Vermin "We would have a fire exstinguisher but unfortunatly coatsy's has lost the keys"

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[ben]

Liz " omg ben, reverse the car! They were fucking in the back of that car!!! "
Me " Are you the couple who were dogging at the top of the road?"
Griff " dogga dogga dogga dogga"

[James]

"Team Durango - Serious About Dancing"

"I had to remove a cockchafer from my pants immediately after round 2"

[c0sie]

Dan Greenwood: "Theres a horse loose on the A1"
Bradders: "A horse? Who cares about a horse? Just shoot the fucking thing!"

Trish: Various "Beavis & Butthead" styley ramblings over the mic during his comedy commentating stint!

DC: "Would the owners of a Mondeo seen parked up at the end of the road make themselves known to race control please?" to a loud cheer

[Shaun 'TheSheep' Atkinson]

Dan Greenwood: "Theres a horse loose on the A1"
Bradders: "A horse? Who cares about a horse? Just shoot the fucking thing!"


lmao!!

[Stu]

Originally Posted by smOkin

"I had to remove a cockchafer from my pants immediately after round 2"

And bring it back to the pit area, letting it roam around your stuff for a while while the tale was told.

[Stu]

Stu "This is not an 'oOple Meeting'"?

Stu "Lets have a driver vote"?

[R666REW]

Pukey "ive chucked up on dc's generator"

[Northy]

DJ Kirky: "that would have been a perfectly acceptable mix in a club"

Coates: "arjglkedjfmsdlf" --- pissed Saturday night

Col: "arjglkedjfmsdlf" --- pissed Saturday night

DC: "arjglkedjfmsdlf" --- pissed Saturday night

[wacattack]

Bulk: "Whats dogging?"

[elvo]

Stu:
"I am Paul Worsley."

Dan G:
"Team Fluffy Bum consists of people who get all of their speed from a distinct lack of speed."

Rich L:
"Dogging is a lot like walking your dog."

Anonymous Racer 1:
"These Yokomo pink springs are more pink than Jimmy's hair!"
Anonymous Racer 2:
"Nono, I don't think so."
Anonymous Racer 3:
"That's not even possible."


Anonymous Racer to Tom C:
"God, could you turn off the rain please?"

Anonymous Racer:
"Belsten, you prince of the Brown Lane!"

[Hulk]

WTF!! here Gayne goes turning things around again.

Think youll find its him who didnt have a clue what dogging is! what a way to find out haha!

[tymill]

Race control at 0800 Sunday morning prior to the first heat: "Umm, looks like we might need a few volunteer marshalls..."

[reg]

mrs 0ople......"its national prostate week so if you could all just check yourself".................so thats what they were doing up the lane

[GRIFF55]

Belsten standing by the curry house door to the waiter. Excuse me mate, can you tell me the way out, man you were sober!!! Where's my butter chicken biiiiitch

[colmo]

Me to other unknown driver: "Is that a CR2? They're a fast car."
Jonathan : "I know, I designed it."

[paulc]

Originally Posted by colmo

Me to other unknown driver: "Is that a CR2? They're a fast car."
Jonathan : "I know, I designed it."

[DaveG28]

Originally Posted by GRIFF55

Belsten standing by the curry house door to the waiter. Excuse me mate, can you tell me the way out, man you were sober!!! Where's my butter chicken biiiiitch

Bav to curry house waiter, "excuse me mate, can you tell me where the clunge is?", "sorry sir I don't understand", "the clunge? The minge?"

The converters first words in the hotel room: "I don't believe in rape" (that was a scary moment!!)

[GRIFF55]

what were his words (or actions!) when you left sat night!!?? hahaha