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[Captain-Codpiece-The-2nd]

What with it being the season of goodwill and all that, I've decided to state my hatred for Xmas and all that comes with it. I hate having to deal with all the happy bastards at work, ringing up to order their stupidly expensive bikes for their unappreciative partners/kids/parents. I had a guy order online but got his own address wrong, so I rang to speak to him and got his wife, told her who I was and that I was calling about her helmet order, then got in trouble for ruining her xmas surprise! P**s off. Who buys their wife a cycle helmet for xmas anyway? And if its such a big surprise why put her name downin the contact box?

I am sick of seeing stupid lights on peoples houses, and driving slowly because sad muppets are driving at walking pace looking at said stupid lights. Fed up of seeing winos dressed as a fat burglar in a red suit just for an excuse to have kids on thier laps. Fed up of hearing that toothless bastard pogue git wailing on the radio (don't mind mariah though.....).

To take the absolute p**s now the local council have decided to take it upon themselves to hold a "late night shopping fayre" in the village, closing it completely. I have never heard of a late night shopping fayre, nor know what this has to do with xmas? This means I cant get near my house, and there is currently a ferris wheel full of happy,smug little children in our car park, and some giant teacups in the spot where my transit van should be.

Great.

Merry fricking xmas everyone.
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[Battle_axe]

oh dear someone needs to chill out its one a year for gods sake

[MatJohnson]

Nice rant that one, I'd give it 8/10

[DaveM]

Do some people think the world is going to end at/after Christmas? I mean I go to buy some normal packet bead, and find the shelves empty?

Then notice people with dozens of loaves in their trolley 'just' because of Xmas. WTF?

Dont even get me started at the Xmas sales that start midnight on the 25th ?????

[Captain-Codpiece-The-2nd]

Ha yes so true. Which reminds me of another thing I hate, Boxing day sales. People sleeping outside shops to get cheap sofas. Ever heard of Ikea? It's cheap there every day....... and they serve meatballs. Enough said.

I am not normally this miserable by the way
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[saintnitro]

And what about the christmas carolers that sing one line of wish you a merry christmas then expect you to put your hand in you pocket at least learn the whole song and i might give you a mince pie (if i have any left yum)

Ginge

[Captain-Codpiece-The-2nd]

Yes, terrorists. Just like trick or treaters! lol. mmmmm mince pies, thats one good thing about xmas!
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[saintnitro]

and all the repeats of old films how many times do we need to see the same old films!!! we pay enough to them each year put something decent on!!!!!

Ginge

[Alfonzo]

Good rant! I hate the run up to Christmas, usualy enjoy the event itself.

[Kopite]

I ABSOLUTELY FRICKIN LOVE CHRISTMAS

[ben]

Cant please everyone..

[Battle_axe]

its amazing christmass is the best stop moaning as for the sales i hate them but they sure do ensure i get a huge bonous in january when my store turns over £45k in a single day

[bodgit]

Im with the codpiece on this one. I hate xmass too. Bloody so called family who,m you,ve not seen for 12 months all expecting you to drop what your doing and visit them bringing gifts. Why?? I cant stand my wifes family one little bit and have not been near them for the last 6 years and let them know it too. I dont even buy my wife a present and havent for at least ten years.
Isnt it right that some pc council on religious grounds want to call it Winter Wonderland Time now to please the non british minority.
F*** xmass its no different to any othe time of year especially if your not a religious freak.
I needed that rant

[Captain-Codpiece-The-2nd]

Ha ha glad Im not the only one. Ranting makes you feel good doesn't it?!?!?
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[ashleyb4]

Christmas is what you make it if you dont enjoy it, its just proves your a misurable c*nt.

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[bodgit]

Just put a sign in the door no beggers or carol singers. It works for me.

[bodgit]

Originally Posted by ashleyb4

Christmas is what you make it if you dont enjoy it, its just proves your a misurable c*nt.

A

Your spelling gets more like stampies every post, get santa to get you a dictionary you illiterate little tit

[ashleyb4]

I have got a dictionary ill remember to ask for one for christmas.

A

[bodgit]

Originally Posted by ashleyb4

I have got a dictionary ill remember to ask for one for christmas.

A

I,ll not ill

[Garry Driffill]

Originally Posted by bodgit

Your spelling gets more like stampies every post get santa to get you a dictionary you illiterate little tit

Was that called for? - NO.