Wind chimes

[Stu]

are gay.

[DCM]

do me head in, all jingly jangly... oooh, look at me, I make a noise when the wind blows...

[ashleyb4]

Yea i aggree cut the string soff them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A

[ben]

Stu, why did this need discussing?

Thankyou

[savageman25]

why does it not need discussing?

[Chrislong]

Bought from Durham, they become named Durham Chimes - they are no less annoying or gay. We got some hung by our front door on the inside, and I can never sneak in pissed quietly, they swerve to hit me every time and then while trying to grab them I just make them jingle more while swearing my tits off.

[Rich D]

Yep - straight to room 101 along with those tacky 2ft wide butterflies you see bolted to people houses

Hope nobody here has got any ..................

[Benh]

Long version: -

The sometimes better half bought some. She clears off to work, whereas I work mostly from home and all I hear is Jingle-Jimmy-Savill-jangle, all day long.

I have now moved them onto another tree against the fence. Secluded from the wind and no chance of anymore annoyance.

Or in the short version.........

I agree with you! Bloody things!!!

[Alfonzo]

Ben - fill 'em with squirty expanding foam, that should shut them up.

Al

[emtee]

I find the larger, more mellow toned chimes relaxing and ethereal...

But yes, the little tinny cheapo jobbies need binning... along with plastic storks!! who are they kidding? everyone knows you don't get storks in the UK...

[Hog]

I had to read that twice.......first time I read it as plastic norks

Think I better get to Specsavers.

[Alfonzo]

Originally Posted by emtee

I find the larger, more mellow toned chimes relaxing and ethereal...

But yes, the little tinny cheapo jobbies need binning... along with plastic storks!! who are they kidding? everyone knows you don't get storks in the UK...

Aren't they Herons?

[Stu]

They are heron's - they are not just decorative.

Put one of them bad boys on the fringe of your pond and they disuade real herons from having a do at ya' fish.

They are also gay.

[DCM]

The ponds round by me were raped by an errant Heron, so anything to stop his beak impaling orgy of destruction, is a good thing, in my mind!!

[Oscar]

Would it be possible to supply us with the OFFICIAL list of "Stu's top ten gay items" ,
This would be of great assistance, just in case anyone inadvertently falls perilously close to accidentally purchasing something which could be construed as a gay item.
Stu, your help now could save someone from a disaster

[Lee]

Boxes to hold boxes of tissues are gay, who needs a box for a box

[DCM]

are we talking, the frilly doyle type, that your nan has, or the metal one, in the back of a taxi?? They are both evil...

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Lee

Boxes to hold boxes of tissues are gay, who needs a box for a box

All tissues are gay.