Dad, can I have a lift

[Chequered Flag Racing]

lazy son of mine wants a lift to play football 0.4 miles from his door

told him to run there, it'll warm his muscle up if he can find one

[JJ The Boat Wizzard]

0.4 miles! i wouldnt walk there or is that cos im lazy

[ben]

I know id ask for a lift

[Chrislong]

Perhaps he just wants you to go with him

[savageman25]

Could aalways cycle there?

[losixxx]

if you kick his arse hard enough then that will make the walk shorter !

[Chequered Flag Racing]

Originally Posted by Chrislong

Perhaps he just wants you to go with him

there's more chance of me getting on the moon than getting me to a footy match or going with him to one

[mark christopher]

Originally Posted by ben

I know id ask for a lift

yeh but ben look in the mirror

[JJ The Boat Wizzard]

Originally Posted by mark christopher

yeh but ben look in the mirror

Owned

[bigoggy]

Originally Posted by mark christopher

yeh but ben look in the mirror

lol

[ben]

But Mark, i can loose weight..

Now you look in the mirror..


.....not much they can do with that

[JJ The Boat Wizzard]

Originally Posted by ben

But Mark, i can loose weight..

Now you look in the mirror..


.....not much they can do with that

Pass the popcorn and space raiders

Toochay (No I don't know how to spell it)

[telboy]

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!!!

Heeeeyyyy, he got you there Mark!!



My girlfriend once had a t-shirt that said "I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet!"

She got some awesome mean looks off the skinny tarts that walked past her!!

[mark christopher]

Originally Posted by ben

But Mark, i can loose weight..

Now you look in the mirror..


.....not much they can do with that

there is dear ben..............plastic surgery but then with a love truncheon like mine, who needs looks?

[ben]

Gonna be a bit expensive compared to my option?

Yes Mark?

[mark christopher]

Originally Posted by ben

Gonna be a bit expensive compared to my option?

Yes Mark?

maybe your dad can sponsor me?

[ben]

Dont think he could afford that much work...

[JJ The Boat Wizzard]

Originally Posted by ben

Dont think he could afford that much work...

HAHAH spilled the popcorn now

[ben]

Give in yet mark?

[Ashley]

ben youll givin first