Short Joke Thread

[chrispattinson]

Lets see what you've got to offer:


My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that….2:30am!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.


I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.