FOR SALE BODY

[Belsten]

Hi all, I am selling up, so the first thing to go will be my body.
It's had one careful owner and is a little bit porky. It will do anything for food or a few stella's, and I mean anything!!!
It can come shaved or hairy whatever your preference is and I have taken the pills as prescribed by the doctor to clear up my nasty rash
Please place all offers below, starting at a fiver

Thanks lovers