Chuck Norris

[Northy]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[Southwell]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

[Northy]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

[Southwell]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.

[Northy]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

[Lee]

when chuck norris falls in the water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris!!

[Northy]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[KennyClark]

Chuck Norris fired Sir Alan Sugar.

[Belsten]

Chuck Norris, Norris Chuck baaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Northy]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

[ben]

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

[Northy]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[Lee]

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one, For Chuck Norris each testicle is larger than the other one



Chuck also sounds like Duck

[Chrislong]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

[Chrislong]

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.

[big air]

To much motor cleaner sniffing on here i think

[josh_smaxx]

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

[rcracer]

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

[rcracer]

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

[josh_smaxx]

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.