Friday Night Racing

[The race controller]

I hope you all know by now that we are racing Friday Night (6th August)

The Harper Green Leisure Centre.
Harper Green Rd
Farnworth.
Bolton
BL4 0DH

[MRD]

I think we'll be attending all being well .

[howies3]

I am a newbie to racing and this will be my first race. so whats the script, do i have to join the club? and what time does it start?

[Si Coe]

No you don't have to join - you get 3 race meets before you need to join a BRCA affiliated club (doesn't have to be ours, but clearly we'd prefer it was!).

I think was started at 7 last time, but can't really remember. Bring a table, chair and an extension lead for power.

[budfish]

Originally Posted by howies3

I am a newbie to racing and this will be my first race. so whats the script, do i have to join the club? and what time does it start?

Alright howie get yourself down Friday night and race all the timing gear is supplied by the club the track is nice and simple which should be spot on for you being new to racing. I won't be there because I'm on 2 till 10 shift this week but there will be plent of lads there to help you and give you good sound advice. Don't feel put off by thinking everyone at the club is fast racers this is not the case si coe has been doing this years and you will most proberbly beat him first time out.

Buds

[shanks]

Originally Posted by budfish

Alright howie get yourself down Friday night and race all the timing gear is supplied by the club the track is nice and simple which should be spot on for you being new to racing. I won't be there because I'm on 2 till 10 shift this week but there will be plent of lads there to help you and give you good sound advice. Don't feel put off by thinking everyone at the club is fast racers this is not the case si coe has been doing this years and you will most proberbly beat him first time out.

Buds

[chatts#725]

Originally Posted by budfish

Alright howie get yourself down Friday night and race all the timing gear is supplied by the club the track is nice and simple which should be spot on for you being new to racing. I won't be there because I'm on 2 till 10 shift this week but there will be plent of lads there to help you and give you good sound advice. Don't feel put off by thinking everyone at the club is fast racers this is not the case si coe has been doing this years and you will most proberbly beat him first time out.

Buds

no compassion today dave ???????? Ha ha ha ha ha

[chatts#725]

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[Si Coe]

Thats alright. He'll be getting used nappies through the postbox if he keeps it up!

[chatts#725]

You bought a lazer yet si ?????

[mattb]

Originally Posted by Si Coe

Thats alright. He'll be getting used nappies through the postbox if he keeps it up!

but you cant argue with him LMAO!!!

[Si Coe]

Originally Posted by mattb

but you cant argue with him LMAO!!!

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Originally Posted by chatts#725

You bought a lazer yet si ?????

Since I prefer sexual intercourse with women I will stick with the Bmax. If I ever decide I'd like to be anally violated by a bloke with a dodgy mustache and a bikers jacket I will of course announce it to the world by the traditional method of getting a Lazer.

How are you finding Lazer ownership anyway? Have you been able to sit down yet? Still, probably makes having a poo easier......

[The Bod]

Hi, some of you may have seen me hanging around Goshen with my lad and my old Kyosho Optima Mid. The Mid is all ready now for racing so will come along tomorrow night with it to get me back in the swing of racing, after 18 years away from it. Wish me luck!!!

[budfish]

Originally Posted by Si Coe

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.



Since I prefer sexual intercourse with women I will stick with the Bmax. If I ever decide I'd like to be anally violated by a bloke with a dodgy mustache and a bikers jacket I will of course announce it to the world by the traditional method of getting a Lazer.

How are you finding Lazer ownership anyway? Have you been able to sit down yet? Still, probably makes having a poo easier......

Si if I was you I would stop going on about dodgy mustaches. You might offend your mrs!!

[mattb]

Originally Posted by Si Coe

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.



Since I prefer sexual intercourse with women I will stick with the Bmax. If I ever decide I'd like to be anally violated by a bloke with a dodgy mustache and a bikers jacket I will of course announce it to the world by the traditional method of getting a Lazer.

How are you finding Lazer ownership anyway? Have you been able to sit down yet? Still, probably makes having a poo easier......

i dont think hes finding the lazer to bad his first indoor race last night at roundabout and he ftq ed everyone even dave who runs it

[Shannow]

Originally Posted by mattb

i dont think hes finding the lazer to bad his first indoor race last night at roundabout and he ftq ed everyone even dave who runs it

The Bmax won the final tho

[chatts#725]

Originally Posted by Shannow

The Bmax won the final tho

yep yep yep, my bottle went under the pressure ha ha ha. well done mate.

[chatts#725]

been thinking of trying to fashion myself an undertray out of an old chippy tray ive just had my tea out of, but then i realized it may get mistaken for a b max

[chatts#725]

Originally Posted by Si Coe

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.



Since I prefer sexual intercourse with men I will stick with the chippy tray. If I ever decide I'd like to be anally violated by a bloke with a dodgy mustache and a bikers jacket I will of course announce it to the world by the traditional method of getting a b max.

How are you finding lazer ownership anyway? Have you been able to stop laughing yet? after you beat all the b max es......

corrected that for you !!!!!

[mattb]

Originally Posted by chatts#725

yep yep yep, my bottle went under the pressure ha ha ha. well done mate.

dont worry about that wes a final is luck some times all the good times are set in the heats