Golf joke

[Lee]

A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an

Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers

in front of them.



The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'



The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such

poor golf!'





The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'.





The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper. Let's

have a word with him.'







'Hello, George!" Said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group

ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'







George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind

firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire

last year,so we always let them play for free anytime.'







The group fell silent for a moment.



The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special

prayer for them tonight.'







The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my

Ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for

them.'



The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the

fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls'





The Aussie said, 'Why can't they f*cking play at night?