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her dog dead with its legs in the air and asks her dad why its like that.
Dad says "its died and its like that so jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven".
Next day she says
"dad, mum nearly died today.
She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting oh jesus im coming im coming
and if the milkman hadnt been holding her down we would have lost her!"