A rabbit walks into a butchers shop and asks
Have you got any lettuce?
The buthcer says...No, we are a butchers, you want the green grocers next door.
ok says the rabbit.
Next day the rabbit walks into the butchers...have you got any lettuce?
No, we are a butchers. You need the green grocers next door.
Next day the rabbit walks into the butchers again....have you got any lettuce?
This time the butcher is a bit angry...NO, like I said yesterday and the day before..We are a butchers and you need the green grocer next door.
Ok says the rabbit.
Next day the rabbit walks into the butchers...have you got any lettuce.
the butcher replies...LOOK MATE. THIS IS A BUTCHERS, WE DONT SELL LETTUCE. IF YOU COME IN HERE AGAIN ASKING FOR LETTUCE I WILL NAIL YOU TO THE FECKING WALL.
Next day the rabbit walks in:
Have you got any nails?
NO I BLOODY HAVNT SAYS THE BUTCHER.
The rabbit grins....Then have you got any lettuce!
(If this has been posted before elsewhere I am sorry but I couldnt be bothered to check before posting)
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